Source: https://xkcd.com/1521/
mouseover text
That seems like an awful lot of hassle when all I wanted was a cool sword.
transcript
[Megan walks up to a sword in a stone.] [Megan attempts to pull the sword out of the stone.] [A beam of light and music plays as she removes the sword.] [While standing with the swords a voice from the sky speaks in gray shaky letters:] Celestial voice: The Throne of England is yours [Megan takes out her smart phone and searches:] Wikipedia England [Megan reads on her phone.] [Megan, still reading from her phone, starts to replace the sword back into the stone.]
(From explainxkcd.com)
Oi! Got a loicense for that big stabba’ mate? Cam on an get yerself bobby’ed