No and I’m tired of people pretending it is. Now, Gremlins on the other hand.

A movie. You need more tickets to get a player, but we’ll keep track of your points.

Please find this guy for me. I want to buy him a Blu-Ray and an ice cream.

I weighed myself before and after a colonoscopy prep just do I could calculate how full of shit I really am. Turns out just about everybody was wrong. I’m less than 1% shit. Take that fuckers.