Who put the cat on the z-axis??

I’m sure it works that way but I deleted my account long ago. Instead of curation I get rawdog reddit lol

Misogyny of course and the typical reddit style of hating anyone happy and lashing out in bitter jealousy

Shit I did it again… This time I saw a lovely video of a woman proposing to her boyfriend while on a boat near Venice. That sounds great, right? Every comment in the thread is negative and critical. Why oh why do I ever open reddit??

Looks like the prophets from halo

Christ has spoken

Then you crouch down to pick something up and feel water rush into your ass 😬

Frankly, how d*re you

Few things feel as lonely as planning a big party and then everyone flakes. Doubly so if they decide to do something else without you. ☹️

I’m gonna be honest I find it hilarious how mad people get about it. I might start censoring for fun lmao

I don’t use tik tok so I might be wrong but I think that platform is the main driver of it. My wife uses it and says they have to censor even non-swears like “kill” or “sex” or their video/comment could be removed.

You do realize you can say rule, right? We’re all adults here, stop censoring yourself. Sigh… The sterilization of the internet continues. Gotta make everything family friendly for the ad pushers

I’m not sure if I ever really believed it. My parents would be very tongue in cheek when talking about “Santa” in a way that I picked up on early. I have a memory of kindergarten where I realized that everyone else thought Santa was real, and it made me start questioning if I was the one that was wrong

Please look both ways before you pull out into a busy boulevard. Please use your turn signals. Please look around you before you change lanes. Please pass instead of tailgating. Please slow down when it’s snowing. Please stay in your lane. Please please please please

If I can’t laugh with myself who can I laugh with?

Hey I keep the hat on to cover the massive dent in my skull from lacking a brain ;)

Thanks!

I see it now, thanks!

#10 is genius if you’re a chronic hat wearer ngl

😭 tfw no assassin bf