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The first Shadowrun video game came out in 1993 for the Super Nintendo. And before that, it had been a tabletop RPG like D&D since 1989.

Does Temu advertise as being high quality, the way AI companies advertise AI as “smart” or “useful?” Or do they straight up tell you you’re buying cheaply made garbage? 🤔

Is that with or without friction?

Sound familiar?

Yeah, it’s the basis for a lot of sci-fi stories; though China is interchangable with any country, corporation, or mega rich jackass.

I just had a BLT for dinner.

Authoritarians cosplaying socialist/communists.

And all the goyim say I’m pretty fly for a rabbi!

I only mind pubic hair when it gets in my mouth.

Literally anything. Even the things I still have that use AA and AAA batteries (of which the newest things are my VR controllers which is so stupid…), I have rechargeable lithium ion AAs and AAAs for so I don’t have to constantly buy batteries.

As a kid, tho, I loved 9volts because they had the best connectors. I could take a little battery powered motor apart, glue it to some legos and use it to make machines that moved or did stuff. I almost killed myself once wondering what would happen if I took the cord from a busted fan, wired it to the 9volt battery motor and the plugged the cord into the wall outlet.

It blew up the motor and started a fire. 🤣

Still bleeding internally and will die soon, but he isn’t worrying about it!

straps coconuts on his feet

What about now?

Depends which side of myself is currently speaking.

Death. 😔

AI imitation of Soldier from TF2: “I have done mostly just generating Bender for the last 5 days.”

Use thunderbolts and lighting,

I hear they’re very frightening!

It’s just missing everything from above the shoulders.

Wake up being yelled at by a lawyer for interrupting his masturbation session during “Ow! My Balls!”

Smokin’ latinas and bangin’ Newports, just as God intended.

“Dog, pussy is great.”

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