Yea cuz it’s got sus in it and I ain’t gonna buy sus stuff.

Absolutely not. Only their faces

Sometimes ships get sold to another part of the world, like a Mediterranean Ship gets sold to the USA. The cabins for this one way trip are extremely cheap

I remember about 80% you tell me about you (if I’m listening) I won’t tell you what I know about you in order to not creep you out.

Linux users are just like vegans. They tell you that they are Linux users.

People who use Linux are just like people who use cast iron skillets. They tell you that they use Linux.

How do you know someone uses Linux? They tell you.

I use arch btw.

I am happy to be Austrian enough to know way too many words to describe the act of mating:

Ficken, Flachlegen, Reiten, Draufsteigen, Schnackseln, Drüberfahren, Gspiatl’n, Beinand liegen, Brettln, Rödeln, Rackeln, Pempern, Durchnehmen, Tschentschen, Gegenseitig) beglücken, Fleischprüfen, Stecken und stecken lassen, in‘d Kistn hupf‘n, einheizen, Beischlaf vollziehen, Liebestätigkeiten nachgehen, Sich vereinen, den Akt vollziehen, Nudeln, ins Brunzfleisch einepfuiteifln, gfeichtln

That took longer than expected.

Nope. But my GF is one of the luckiest people on earth. By now she won a car, 3 holidays, a travel bag, heck we are going to holiday on ice this Sunday, we bought the ticket last year, and we picked the only spot where thommy ten and amélie van tass have a show. We got upgraded hotels multiple times for free, she even once got a graphic designer monitor for half the price due to something.

Depending where you live and your financial situation. It’s good for picking up girls at that age, or impress the boys. Don’t get one if don’t need one. Don’t get one if you can’t afford one. And if you get one, take 49cc because the insurance is cheaper.

An ex drinking buddy was drunk and high as F and would butcher the name of several people. I couldn’t let this one die.

That you are now manually blinking, manually breathing and seeing your nose. Do you want to feel your tongue? No? Too bad.

Weird thing as well: your tongue can imagine the texture of any surface. The keyboard? The desk? The mousepad? The toilet brush? You can literally feel it in your tongue!