“How do you expect me to drink this swill?!? This isn’t the Kopi Luwak I ordered! Just for that I’m gonna puke in your shoe.”

Based AF right there

Personally I find it quite easy as well (mid 30s) but not only do I work a physically demanding job I work out (calisthenics) quite consistently.

Not enough people move around enough in novel ways.

I literally know a guy who’s my age that threw his back out wiping his ass.

In this day and age I’ll take any win we can get.

Hopefully those voters in Idaho can push the elected officials who pushed for this bill out in their next election.

It’s amazing how much the violent crime rate went down with the removal of leaded gas.

Yup, I’m in my 30s and generally feel great, unless one of my old injuries jumps to the forefront again.

In general I just make sure to keep moving in creative ways and everything still works. I know people who live that potato life and they’re constantly stiff and hurting.

“This one quick trick beats DEMOCRACY! The people hate it!”

Fully disconnected from the other. Focused purely on survival.

What your name is, who you love, what time it is, where you need to be today, none of it matters. None of it enters your mind.

Raw unfiltered reality.

The only thought is, “PLEASE DON’T PUKE SO HARD I SHIT MYSELF!!!”

vomits so hard I blow a blood vessel in my eye

banner ad rolls into the bottom of my vision and the voice of my mother fills my ears

“Pepto Bismol! 2 for $10! Buy NOW for SAME DAY SHIPPING! Blink twice to BUY NOW!”

“please stop, I’m just hungover”

a different banner ad rolls into the top of my vision and the voice of Sam Elliot rumbles into my ears

“How about a bit of the hair of the dog then cowboy. Buy 2 Fifths of whiskey and get a third for free. Buy now and it’ll arrive right when you get off of work.”

vomits again

That’s where the horror I mention hits. The realization that things have gone wrong and that people didn’t do things they were supposed.

Everybody is acting like everything is fine, when in fact someone has made a lethal mistake and the others that were supposed to catch those mistakes haven’t.

A cascading wave of failures led to a woman’s death.

As much as it can suck, in that situation it’s best to hang further back to increase visibility. You should be far enough back that you can see the light before entering the intersection.

I drive a subcompact so this is my daily life living in an area full of brodozers and semis.

Do people honk at me? Yup. But I haven’t ran a red light yet, I see it all the time from people following too close to some huge truck that ran it too.

But GOD can they fly!

…well not this one, not anymore. But usually.

One of today’s lucky 10,000?

And the fronts don’t even fall off!

Definitely doesn’t bode well for the rest of the year that’s for sure

I’m happy to hear it

Only through group effort can we prevent the blight of AI of destroying our spaces both online and IRL

That was mundanely horrific.

By that I mean it was mundane until the realization of what was wrong.

Everybody was calm. Everybody was having a good time. Everybody was doing their role.

That is, until the realization occurs.

Someone missed a step. Someone didn’t do a final safety check. Three people just threw a woman off a cliff.

And the rope was still coiled on the ground.

That’s gonna haunt me. I really wish I didn’t watch that.

Probably made someone mad so they’re reopening it out of spite.

I wouldn’t say it was the “terrible part”, but yeah it was pretty similar to the romance plot of the second half of the movie.