i just realized the only way for me to actually comprehend their size is to think of them as glide-flying swans
Nutsack biting height, there I said it are you fucking happy?
Doesn’t really show the friggin’ massive wingspan of the damn things, though…
Woah is that Bill Murray?
No.
Made you look!
Your armspan is your height…what does this pose accomplish?
Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.
This reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?
At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.
Watch conservationists weigh & feed an underweight chick (not yet fledged, not too happy).
Underweight my ass. Poor bird is so fat and out of shape that it couldn’t even attempt to flee… :(
It’s a chick: they just waddle, play with hay, and do flappies while waiting for their parents to occasionally feed them. Albatross chicks are huge.
Quit ruining my narrative with your facts and logic!
Let me tell you all a story 'bout a mouse named Lorry
Hm, how tall is the person? I mean people’s size varies. You can be under a meter or 2m 10.
Carlos for scale.
ALLLLBATROOOSSS!
Two choc-ices please.
I like more compare with the Harpia birdy
Paper beats rock
Here Paper always win, it’s healthier
Whoa
You are huge!
You think I’m big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!
Thank you.
I know albatross are big, but I can’t stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.
Wingspans of >3,5m and bodies > 1m. https://www.treehugger.com/albatross-facts-5073421
He wants to fuck that bird, doesn’t he?
Looks mutual
Oh well that’s ok then.
