I have a notion
That I’ll innerduce a motion
To ♪ Get Down, Get Down ♫Referendum on America returning to British rule
Hire dwarf Hooker for poledancing and put some black jack tables.
Insider trading with two chicks!
Those are rookie numbers, Jensen has at least 3 that we know of
Find where the bathrooms are, nobody wants to spend time searching for them when nature calls.
Make some of the bathrooms gender neutral
Every bathroom is gender neutral if you look them in the eye and establish dominance.
Every bathroom where I work is gender neutral. (I work from home.)
Well, going by the examples of my predecessors, take some kickbacks, sexually harass staffers, take russian bribes, and try my hardest to fuck over everyone
It’s the American way
I’m taking a dump.
Get sworn in
Then get sworn at.
Introduce a bill for every school to begin the day with this corgi video.
Shit my pants, as is tradition
