Can a good Samaritan please give a small gist to the non-american, uninitiated Lemming?
Many hamburger eaters died for our hamburgers, Rascal personal mobility scooters, and eagles, but we don’t know their names. A whey protein and jagermeister guzzler disrespected the hamburger eaters, and the manager yelled at him.
Hope that clears it up.
This should help explain it:
https://www.cnn.com/2026/11/11/politics/hegseth-reprimanded-guard-tomb-unknown-soldier
His won’t be on the front page, but I’ll be pleased to see it nonetheless when he gets what he fucking deserves.
Was funny hearing his ass get handed to him. Sad the camera turned away after that.
Yeah, feel bad for the shouter though. Just doing his job and he’ll likely get reprimanded/fired cos of Hegseths ego
The Pentagon said he was actually a “Very Good Boy” and did his Important Job very well.
I give it a week before they find some bullshit reason to court martial him
He just got a medal put on him personally by Hegseth. The broken clock was finally right.
Wait what?
I’m sure this comes out as a surprise to a lot of people. Just… not to anyone with a couple working braincells.





