I’m not sure Lemmy is woke since it’s half tankies that love dictatorships as long as they once cosplayed as communist

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Fuck I hope so. Oh, but you better kill him so other people don’t kill the other CEOs who murder for profit, because murder is only okay for money, or when the state does it to protect killers that are also campaign donors.

“Have you know?” sounds like something a drunk AI would write

No you don’t. You have LED backlighting on an LCD panel at best, or you don’t know how old your TV is.

Shithole country doing shithole things. The UK is acting like a red state, and their standard of living is dropping accordingly.

Your command of English is terrible and you are totally failing to communicate. We don’t understand what you’re saying so your joke makes no sense.

Theah’s no “r” in wo’uh, bruv

Another country’s secret service can’t and doesn’t arrest people for coke, wtf are you on about

Nope. There are firings with cause that have nothing to do with legality and it turns out that’s most of them by far. You can legally tell customers to lick your balls and you will probably get fired for misconduct and then you won’t get benefits. What constitutes “misconduct” varies by state but none of them require you to break the law.

Second face should also be smiling

Seducing my herpetologist

What if they’re currently Stellantis?

Guild of Wars? GoW is the initialism in question

It’s not about being in the military, it’s the standard dumbfuck Trumper line of “I’m all for getting the criminals out of the country” except the good ones that her knows, with the assumption that there are a ton of evil brown criminals that needed to be deported that were being ignored. Same conservative bullshit as always. The only acceptable abortion is their own. The only acceptable immigrants are the ones they care about. That coupled with everything else about the way he tiptoes around and avoids blaming the person who obviously caused it makes it crystal clear that he supported the person who caused it, and likely still does. He’s confused and bewildered by the consequences of his own actions and cannot admit his part in them. If he voted against Trump, he’d be wording all of his statements very differently.

If he didn’t vote for Trump, he would be accusing Trump of having his wife abducted, because it would be obvious. He’s trying to reconcile his own actions with the destruction of his family and he’s coming up short.

He doesn’t know how to tell his children who took their mother because I’m sure he voted for the guy who did it

I keep them all in the hope that some day I can have someone forge a lifetime of Allen wrenches into a Damascus steel battle-axe

AI artists don’t exist, the AI is the “artist”. You’re the proverbial “ideas guy” that can’t do anything themself and can’t even come up with a style that doesn’t exist already so the AI can copy it. You’re heating up a factory-made frozen pizza and calling yourself a chef.

MAGA and the tankie dipshits spamming Lemmy are both powered by Russian propaganda. Really low-effort Russian propaganda.