Ideally: Stand up and go for a walk or my stretching routine. Usually ends the tiredness.
Realistically: Balatro
You’re lookin at it
gestures broadly at this
Read a book. Some light fantasy usually.
Watch videos before passing out. It’s what usually happens to me every night.
Lay in bed and daydream.
You lost me at “not tired enough to sleep.”
Well, time to go take a nap!
Read a book
Read a borderline boring book. I prefer holy scripture for that.
Ruminate.
Doom scroll.
Ruminate.
Wank.
Listen to a sleepy time podcast.In that order.
Could I skip the first four and probably fall asleep immediately with the sleepy time podcast? Yes probably, but, where is the fun in that.
I’ve always felt that an orgasm was natures sleeping pill.
Roger’s Profanisaurus calls it Wanker’s Cocoa.
It actually tends to energize me
Sit around petting the dogs
The dog in question:
You brush your teeth
sudoku
No need to off yourself dude, just read a book.
How do you know I use sudoku to masturbate?
Work out
Take two Tylenol PM and try to finish masturbating before you pass out.
Your welcome.
A bright screen will surely make me fall asleep.
