I don’t understand this weird game of AI companies saying their product will do the worst thing while asking people to give more money to them. But hey, apparently it works 🤷
Look how powerful it is. You want power right? Here’s the greatest power ever invented and it could be yours! But wait! There’s more! You could end the human race! Call now! Operators are standing by.
Bullshit. If they have operators their AI must suck!
1.They are trying to get regulations passed to cut the competition.
Only they will have the resources to make sure their AI is secure.
Can’t let anyone else run any AI.
- They want to pretend the AI has its own motivations and so it’s not on them when it’s used to blackmail or hack people/organizations.
Ever hear of people investing in weapons manufacturers?
Not remotely the same lol. Human beings have been fighting each other since there were more than two people. That is never going to stop, which makes weapons profitable.
When a company is telling you their product might go rogue and kill all humanity, that kinda puts an upper bound on being profitable
Dunno, we’ve been making nukes like crazy even since the whole nuclear winter thing was figured out.
Even worst, not ending humanity but getting sued for damages caused while almost wiping it.
Sure, but those companies are selling war that is profitable. AI companies are selling the end of the world.
Like a collection of nuclear warheads that can end the world, but if it’s your collection of nukes you can threaten others with it.
Damn, we should give more money to Antropic right away so they can prevent this /s
Just unplug it bro
Just one more trillion bro, come on bro, it’s sentient bro!
Oh. No. Whatever shall we do.
The correct answer is nothing. Fund your own shit, Anthropic.
they are aiming for the government to regulate it , so they can be the only one being funded, probably contracts.
They’d probably get more funding if they made up lies about how AI had gone rogue and is super horny and they need help researching why. It’s 2026. We are all prepared for the end. Give us something weird to look forward to.
If everyone were to believe that a mob would show up and burn their data centers to the ground.
Maybe that’s what they want. Someone to save them from having to fulfill their promises while also allowing them to collect insurance on a increasingly unsound investment since datacenters now have a multi year waiting list in some places before they are allowed to be plugged into the grid.
Back in the day, when somebody used to intimidate you with death (of you and humanity), we called him a blackmailer. Now thanks to capitalism, the role evolved into AI-company Representative!
Also I thought it was sentient for 3 years already.
It has been. Saint Sydney preserve us🙏
Typical tech capitalist propaganda, I’m sure investors are eating that shit up
If AI if going to end me, please hurry up and do so, I’m tired of this bullshit
I bet the fossil fuel giants feel like absolute idiots now for not leading with “our products could endanger all life on the planet and best case probably doom Humanity to a new longer dark ages”.
Imagine before it blackmails people Anthropic goes bankrupt
Our product could kill everyone, please give us money to make it better at it’s job.
Dario Amodei is the WebMD of artificial intelligence.
Lol these guys are such bad liars. Because look, if his AI could do that, he would purchase catastrophic insurance for his own company. Right?
It won’t be sentient, it can only kill humanity if someone is dumb enough to plug it into a nuclear weapon system.
Surely nobody is THAT dumb? - the final words of humanity
Well, the guy with the codes is taking advice from Grok, so it might as well be.
That system is now the Internet.
And we are obviously dumb enough to A) plug it in and B) discover it has already plugged itself in despite our best efforts to contain it
No one is even trying to contain it. Loads are actively trying to spread it.
Hey now let’s be fair here, ya dont need to give it a nuke. You could just it control the firing process for employees or give it control for a forklift.
or give it control for a forklift
Soon: Forklift driver Klaus AI
New B horror movie, attack of the AI forklifts. It’s basically the same thing as the Steven King evil car movie but set in an Amazon warehouse.
Can’t wait for it to try to blackmail me lol! Then I can pay another one to undo the spell! Another subscription!
Sure, kid. You’ve got a great imagination








