This is AI slop
But consider: which of the tiger’s appendages can you yank for amusement if you’re a gibbon?
Just become a zookeeper and you get to take care a tiger cub. Problemo solved.
you have to be the right kind of zoowarden. my friend who works with the elephants never gets to bring any cool animals home. a friend lived next door to the big cat lady and she brought home a cub any time they had one.
Fucking. Stop. Me.
I read this not as a challenge but as an actual plea, because you know you won’t be able to stop yourself if one day the opportunity to pet a tiger appeared
A well fed tiger is not that dangerous. If you keep it that way it might even let you give it snuggles!
…but what if I go “psspsspss” and the tiger comes up to me?
Then they are either very cool or you are very dead. Either way, worth it.
You can’t tell me what to do!
I still have seven of my fingers left from last time!
you can pet a tiger at least once
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If dangerous, why fluffy and friend shaped?
Proof that life isn’t fair
Your user name is 😚🤌
You’re not my Dad.
Someone messed up and put “not” all over this picture, other than that though it’s a good guide
Big kitty. Must pet anyway.
Booo, I downvote this oppression!!
(Not really, just joking)
