• Doomsider@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    For reasons of National Security we have to demolish the Kennedy Performing Arts Center to build the Trump Amphitheatre with amphibious assault capabilities.

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        9 days ago

        The Arch will feature aerial forces, the ballroom will have ground forces, and the new Amphibious Amphitheatre will house the marine forces.

        Clearly these projects are a matter of national security. /s