ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-213 hours agoThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square95linkfedilinkarrow-up1871arrow-down14
arrow-up1867arrow-down1imageThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-213 hours agomessage-square95linkfedilink
minus-squareTomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·15 hours agoYou shit more than three times a day?
minus-squareVinegarChunks@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoMy gastroenterologist said that three times a day is too much and three times a week is too little
minus-squareSigntist@bookwyr.melinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82·14 hours agoI don’t, but my boss doesn’t have to know that.
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·14 hours agoBingo! Poop breaks are code for “freedom time.”
minus-squareOth@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·13 hours agoBoss gets a dollar, I get a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!
minus-squareSausage_Mahoney@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·12 hours agoYou get a nickel, boss gets a buck. Steal the catalytic converter From the company truck
minus-squareW98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 hours agoThe boss makes a dollar I make a dime That was a poem From a simpler time Now his boss makes 1000 While I make a cent And he’s got employees That can’t make the rent When the CEO makes a million And we don’t make jack That’s when we riot To take it all back Now Mr investor If this seems extreme I have to remind you It beats guillotines
minus-squarefloquant@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 hours agoBoss makes a dollar, I make a dime, That was a poem for a simpler time. Now boss gets a billion, While workers get jack That’s why we strike To get our lives back!
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·15 hours agoYou don’t?.. I need to go see a doctor.
minus-squareTomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·15 hours agoWhat if it’s one really long shit? Like 24 hours
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·19 minutes agoapparently probiotics helps with that, especially if your taking anti-biotics.
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·14 hours agoNo, that will make a mess! Gotta sit down.
minus-squaredektep@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 hours agoalways assumed people went once per day
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·13 hours agoIf we are being real, I go anywhere from 1 to 3 times a day on average, but I have mild IBS. On a bad day, it can be more than 3.
minus-squareMolochHorridus@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·13 hours agoI go 2-3 times a day. No IBS, just food, fluids and enough of dietary fiber.
minus-squareMolochHorridus@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·13 hours agoPoop breaks should not go down just because the pay is higher.
minus-squareyermaw@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·14 hours agoShitting, shitposting, these are just words. You’re gonna want the platinum plan boss trust.
You shit more than three times a day?
My gastroenterologist said that three times a day is too much and three times a week is too little
I don’t, but my boss doesn’t have to know that.
Bingo! Poop breaks are code for “freedom time.”
Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!
You get a nickel, boss gets a buck. Steal the catalytic converter From the company truck
The boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That was a poem
From a simpler time
Now his boss makes 1000
While I make a cent
And he’s got employees
That can’t make the rent
When the CEO makes a million
And we don’t make jack
That’s when we riot
To take it all back
Now Mr investor
If this seems extreme
I have to remind you
It beats guillotines
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime,
That was a poem for a simpler time.
Now boss gets a billion,
While workers get jack
That’s why we strike
To get our lives back!
You don’t?..
I need to go see a doctor.
What if it’s one really long shit? Like 24 hours
eat more fiber.
IBS gang rise up!
apparently probiotics helps with that, especially if your taking anti-biotics.
No, that will make a mess!
Gotta sit down.
always assumed people went once per day
If we are being real, I go anywhere from 1 to 3 times a day on average, but I have mild IBS. On a bad day, it can be more than 3.
I go 2-3 times a day. No IBS, just food, fluids and enough of dietary fiber.
Poop breaks should not go down just because the pay is higher.
Shitting, shitposting, these are just words. You’re gonna want the platinum plan boss trust.
It’s per hour