Tell my spouse that’s not what needs to be blown.

Chase it down the block, and hope it doesn’t land in a stormdrain again.

If it still drives limp it to my mechanic, if it doesn’t remove/scratch off the vin plates and etchings and set it on fire and report it stolen.

Double down

Let it cool off before asking it to return the favor

I visit a certain vacuum cleaner shop in Albuquerque with a suitcase full of cash.

Well I sleep with the fan on so that’s not unusual.

Then I would need to see you alone. Cancel all operations and tell your friends to cool it

Tell him that we need to get back to work.

Spam the same comment over and over then abandon the account

Burn it all, to the fucking ground.

Mea culpa.

Because I’m not an asshole.

Cry