Ann Archy@lemmy.world to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoTIL About the Euthanasia Coaster, a hypothetical steel roller coaster and euthanasia device designed with the sole purpose of killing its passengersen.wikipedia.orgexternal-linkmessage-square103linkfedilinkarrow-up1257arrow-down110
arrow-up1247arrow-down1external-linkTIL About the Euthanasia Coaster, a hypothetical steel roller coaster and euthanasia device designed with the sole purpose of killing its passengersen.wikipedia.orgAnn Archy@lemmy.world to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square103linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoI’d rather be shot from a cannon.
minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoWell all we’ve got is this roller coaster.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoBut it’s hypothetical which means to me that we don’t have it.
minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoWe hypothetically could have it. You can build it from like, maybe five trips to Home Depot. Not perfect, but I bet there’s efficiency to be increased. How about a roller coaster that ends straight into a concrete wall like on those train crash test videos. In fact, shit maybe just put people on the train crash test trains and save us five trips to Home Depot!
I’d rather be shot from a cannon.
Well all we’ve got is this roller coaster.
But it’s hypothetical which means to me that we don’t have it.
We hypothetically could have it.
You can build it from like, maybe five trips to Home Depot.
Not perfect, but I bet there’s efficiency to be increased.
How about a roller coaster that ends straight into a concrete wall like on those train crash test videos.
In fact, shit maybe just put people on the train crash test trains and save us five trips to Home Depot!