I want incredibly mundane insults like “you look like you have a terrible handshake.”

  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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    3 days ago

    I’ve always been partial to:

    “You’re at the top of the bell curve!”

    Because it sounds like a compliment, gets taken as an insult, but really you’re just calling them average.

    It’s a whole different level of demoralizing when they finally figure it out.