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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 13 days ago

A rough life

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A rough life

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 13 days ago
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  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    If you want to skip ahead a few centuries, you can get a Lexx toilet with a tongue.

    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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      No thanks, I use three seashells like a civilised person.

      • deft@lemmy.wtf
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        What’s the second one for? I get the first and last but I never know what to do with the second one

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          Look at this guy, he doesn’t even know how to use the three seashells.

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      Hope some day, we won’t have to poop at all. They just implant the toilet directly into you, and no more worrying about bringing toilet paper.

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