Darth Vader: “You are in command now, Admiral Plett”

Plett: (nervously) “Thank you, Lord Vader”

  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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    11 days ago

    I would, then I’d just shitpost on LinkedIn about not doing evil things until they fire me for not being evil.

    Golden parachute here I come. Honestly, this was on them, they clearly don’t do enough background checks.

    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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      11 days ago

      I love the idea of somehow becoming CEO of such a company, then working tirelessly to make it honest and transparent and good for both employees and customers.

      Of course they’d never hire me, even if I was qualified.