Forester@pawb.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoA cow is more likely to kill you than a sharkpawb.socialimagemessage-square155linkfedilinkarrow-up1437arrow-down162file-textcross-posted to: science_memes@mander.xyz
arrow-up1375arrow-down1imageA cow is more likely to kill you than a sharkpawb.socialForester@pawb.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square155linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: science_memes@mander.xyz
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up23·7 days agoIf you get into a pool with a cow, its not going to be nice to you either.
minus-squareAcidBurn@retrofed.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 days agoWhat if you put a shark and a cow in a pool?
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 days agoYou get arrested for animal cruelty
minus-squareAcidBurn@retrofed.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoFor the cow or the shark? Assume I’ve been careful enough to add enough salt for the shark to be happy, and it’s not deep enough to drown the cow
minus-squareLeft as Center@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 days agoIn the majority of cases, the cow is more dangerous. Only 3 species of sharks are dangerous out of more than 500.
If you get into a pool with a cow, its not going to be nice to you either.
What if you put a shark and a cow in a pool?
You get arrested for animal cruelty
For the cow or the shark?
Assume I’ve been careful enough to add enough salt for the shark to be happy, and it’s not deep enough to drown the cow
In the majority of cases, the cow is more dangerous. Only 3 species of sharks are dangerous out of more than 500.