• WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    14 days ago

    To summarize my life, I say that I went to the White House, a crack house, and a nudist tree house in my first 21 years. I’ve had 3 near death experiences, the first in a private jet, the second with a gun to my head, and the third from taking bad ecstasy. I do my best to use that perspective for good, even though it can be really hard to reconcile such diverse experiences into a working personality.

    No need to thank me, once I saw what reality was, the choice was easy. I always know what side of the line I will stand on.