You’re beautiful - James Blunt
7 rings - Ariane Grande
Radioactive - Imagine Dragons
Look after you - The FraySo any song of which the original was much better and non-dance songs that I also can’t relate to at all.
Anything by Jelly Roll
I’m surprised nobody mentioned “All I Want For Christmas Is You” yet
Happy
Kryptonite-3 doors down.
Or any of those upbeat and obnoxious songs.
And Happy by Pharell.
I hate him, his stupid hat and everything he does in or outside of music.That cheerleader song that was popular ten or so years ago. Worst thing that humanity has ever done.
Hollaback girl?
Rebecca Black - Friday?
Hey Mickey?
Yellow by Coldplay
Don’t know why, but I hate it with a passion.
Anything bro-country
Baby shark
How often do you listen to kids songs
More often than I prefer
We always did the Baby Shark Abs-Challenge everytime in my dance course. And for my calisthenics course too. @wuphysics87@lemmy.ml probably has nice abs 👀
Anything by Kendrick Lamar, or Drake, ok pretty much anything kids today listen to.
The Sopranos theme music
Nah alabama3 were dope
Knocking on heaven’s door - guns n roses
Gnyoch-gnyoch-gnoch’n awn haavins dawoowaAaAh. Hey. hay. Hay hey yaaAaAh
*Up an octave, shrill af
NECK-NECK-NECK’N EHN HEAVIN’S DEEEIHHUWUOo003+"!'&¥83-??
Any song that just repeats the same shit on loop for the entire duration.
For example “Say” by John Mayer just says “say what you need to say” 42 times then it doesn’t even have an actual ending, just fades out. It’s definitely not the only song that follows this model.
Music by nature has some degree of repetition, but jfc make more than just two measures before you publish it as a song.
The end of I’m Your Captain (Closer to Home) by Grand Funk Railroad fits that description.
Flowers - Miley Cirus.
And in the same vein that Hozier song Too Sweet. For like a month all the Tickity Toks had those two songs as the soundtrack
Lifestyle - Rich Gang. To this day I don’t know what it’s about. Mostly due to my laughter.
