I was a lot happier when I thought that was a rubber band
It would have cost you nothing to just not post this
non’t.
Welp, time to go outside for the day. Gross!
A vehement, unnecessarily aggressive down-toot for you sir. But only because I did not enjoy this lol
When it said organic I thought it was a hair band made out of meat and I was like ugh. Then I realized what it actually was. I wish it was meat.
pass the unsee juice please
How do I delete something from the Internet?
Mark it NSFW
Yeah seriously This is Not Safe For Work because my boss just walked by and saw this over my shoulder and now I’m fired.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start screaming. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people screaming together in fear and agony at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Wait no one started masturbating? How odd
Everyone is too horrified to be horny
I was there, there was a young horny couple that couldn’t take their hands or lips off each other prior to OP’s screams. After they saw that, they started fighting instead. Like a bare knuckle brawl, not an argument.
Yup that’s enough Lemmy for today
For the whole week
I can say the same, and I just got on here. OP you have ruined my day and perhaps my entire life.