Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world · 4 days agoLocal hospital wants to make it really sure nobody is taking the shortcut to the morgue in the basement...discuss.tchncs.deimagemessage-square62linkfedilinkarrow-up1372arrow-down11
arrow-up1371arrow-down1imageLocal hospital wants to make it really sure nobody is taking the shortcut to the morgue in the basement...discuss.tchncs.deMultiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square62linkfedilink
minus-squareBygoneNeutrino@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days ago…if someone decided to jump off my second floor balcony, I would probably send somebody the bill. You’re not allowed to clean it up with a shovel and a pitch fork; you have to hire an expensive biohazard team.
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days ago“I’M GONNA JUMP!!!” “Go for distance! Make sure you land on public property!”
…if someone decided to jump off my second floor balcony, I would probably send somebody the bill. You’re not allowed to clean it up with a shovel and a pitch fork; you have to hire an expensive biohazard team.
“I’M GONNA JUMP!!!”
“Go for distance! Make sure you land on public property!”