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folaht@lemmy.ml to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 个月前

You find yourself reading the news that Donald Trump has been killed. Who killed him, and where, and with what?

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You find yourself reading the news that Donald Trump has been killed. Who killed him, and where, and with what?

folaht@lemmy.ml to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 个月前
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  • NoWay@lemmy.world
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    Colonel Mustard, in the observatory with a pipe wrench.

    • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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      Finally, a member of the military who didn’t break their oath.

  • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Don’t care. I 'm running naked and drunk through the streets banging two pots together and shouting at the top of my lungs.

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    He killed himself, a brief moment of lucidity, no longer able to live with himself due to his sexually abusing minors. He decides to give a blow job to a shot gun, and paints the oval office with his fascist brains.

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      • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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        holy shit. i’m going to print this

        • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I wanna put it on a bunch of t-shirts, my drummer does screenprinting so I’m gonna see if he’ll do some for our (eventual) shows.

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      He raped his own daughter.

      • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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        He is one of the most revolting people in history, yes.

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    Like to see it roman style, the senate with a knife

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      Et tu Rand Paul?

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    Many suspected Luigi Mangioni, but it clearly was James Holden with Andúril through the loin in the Delta Quadrant; after the White-Gold Concordat yeeted him there.

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    Graph of Trump's approval and disapproval rating over the time since the start of his second term. After pretty brief stints where the approval rating is above 50% and the disapproval rating is below 50%, the approval rating is consistently below 50% and the disapproval rating is consistently above 50%. At the most recent end of the graph, the approval rating is estimated at 40.4% and the disapproval at 56.1%.

    We know who has motive.

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      Still fucking crazy that 40% still approve though

  • robotElder2 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    A groyper who bothered to shoot some cans in his backyard for practice first.

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    We’d never know who, too many suspects.

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    Musk in the bedroom with a robot

  • insufferableninja@sh.itjust.works
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    It was a hamburder

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    He choked on a glass of water

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    Mario on the golf course with mushrooms

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