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minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month ago“What about Birmingham, minister?” “Fucked.” “And Manchester?” “Fucked.” “Glasgow? Southampton? Newcastle? Nottingham? Sheffield?” “Fucked.” “Liverpool?” “Oh, if Iran launches missiles, we’ll drop one on those scouse pricks ourselves.”
“What about Birmingham, minister?”
“Fucked.”
“And Manchester?”
“Fucked.”
“Glasgow? Southampton? Newcastle? Nottingham? Sheffield?”
“Fucked.”
“Liverpool?”
“Oh, if Iran launches missiles, we’ll drop one on those scouse pricks ourselves.”