EU: <Western European country> rescues a kitten
America: The Democrats rescue a kitten (from a Democrat paper) The Republicans rescue a kitten (from a Republican paper)
China: China rescues a kitten, but at what cost?
Russia: Russia kidnaps a Ukrainian kitten and brings it to a facility in Russia (forgets to mention this facility is a vet)
DPRK: North Korean propaganda shows Kim Jong Un rescuing a kitten. Whether that is factual or not is still up for debate.
Ukraine: Meet the brave volunteers who saved a Kitten from Russian full-scale terror (the volunteers all have swastika tattoos, the kitten was stuck in a tree and the volunteers didn’t save it)
Palestine: Hamas uses kitten as human shield while twirling moustache, says IDF spokesperson
Iran: Could this story about a kitten being rescued be the end of the islamic republic?