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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned

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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned

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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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Two plastic surgeons have been banned from performing plastic surgery after a billionaire diamond tycoon died during a penis enlargement procedure | Trending
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    Cool. Imagine I have a micropenis or none at all if you want to. Doesn’t change anything I said.

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        I’m flattered that you took time out of your day to make that for me, let alone triple comment.

        Guess I really hit a sore spot by casting doubt on your penis size. Sorry about that.

        Hope you get a better hobby one day.

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          Boy, you REALLY bring two finger tugger energy to your comments.

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            Cool!

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              Here’s the thing…I didn’t say that I had a big penis. Go back and read my comment. I didn’t say a single word about the size of my penis. All I said was that he wanted what I have. What I have is that I don’t care about the size of my penis. Now you, on the other hand, like so many people here on Lemmy, are super sensitive about anyone saying anything about having a big penis. I was downvoted for saying that a penis in a picture looked about average to me. Super touchy subject for some reason. What was it about my comment that touched a nerve? That you thought that I was saying that I have a big penis? Why is that?

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                I’m not reading that much text from someone like you, but I hope it was cathartic to write.

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                  Go back to Reddit.

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                    No thanks! Go back to maple.

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      Imagine I have a micropenis

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      I am.

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