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Otter@lemmy.ca to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 10 months ago

Thieves stole 100,000 organic eggs off a trailer in Pennsylvania. Police are scrambling

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Thieves stole 100,000 organic eggs off a trailer in Pennsylvania. Police are scrambling

www.cbc.ca

Otter@lemmy.ca to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 10 months ago
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    When one hard-boiled officer by the name of Benedict was asked to comment about the egg poaching, he said, “I don’t think this theft will go over easy.”

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      But so far, the police are bedeviled. When asked about the appearance of potential suspects, the Chef of Police reported, “albumen.”

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    They are going to need a hard boiled detective to solve this case.

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    I love a nice headline pun.

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    They’re going to smuggle them down south.

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