ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 个月前You shall not cut!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square63linkfedilinkarrow-up1562arrow-down16
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minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·4 个月前That’s not to avoid cutting pepperoni. There was no reason to shape the 2 pieces at the top like that… other than being a pizza sadist.
minus-squaremicrocapybara@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up47·4 个月前Pepperonimandering is a stain on the political serving process! Pie slices should be wedges, simple as!
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·4 个月前Squares and rectangles are acceptable on thin crust pizzas in styles meant for party type sharing
minus-squareOpisek@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 个月前That way all the slices have at most five pieces, reducing the variance of pieces per slice.
minus-squarerealitista@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 个月前I could get on board with this but there are some with 3 and 4, so I am going with the sociopath theory here.
minus-squareslowmorella@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 个月前yeah the top slices give away that the main intention was to get the internet people mad
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 个月前Have you considered the possibility Dad ASKED each person how many peps they wanted before he started cutting? Or he gives the kids peps according to their ages?
That’s not to avoid cutting pepperoni. There was no reason to shape the 2 pieces at the top like that… other than being a pizza sadist.
Pepperonimandering is a stain on the
politicalserving process! Pie slices should be wedges, simple as!Squares and rectangles are acceptable on thin crust pizzas in styles meant for party type sharing
Thou shalt not Bobbit.
That way all the slices have at most five pieces, reducing the variance of pieces per slice.
I could get on board with this but there are some with 3 and 4, so I am going with the sociopath theory here.
yeah the top slices give away that the main intention was to get the internet people mad
Have you considered the possibility Dad ASKED each person how many peps they wanted before he started cutting? Or he gives the kids peps according to their ages?
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