what about the drummer
What about the drummer?
Source: drummer 😂
Drummers are next level. They’re like that moment when your brain snaps into place and your tastes slowly turn fetishistic. One does not simply hit on a drummer, you gotta suffer a bit beforehand, wallow in that self-pity that you’ll never be good enough for the rhythm section, then have your heart melt the tenth time you go to a concert of theirs and the drummer throws you a warm smile when they recognise you in the crowd (in which you’ve strategically placed yourself to be as visible as possible).
Uuuh, or so I’ve heard…
Found the drummer.
Nah, you found the bass player who simped for another band’s drummer :-< She friggin’ OWNED those drums every single time…
I second this. And it’s totally not because I own and/or play the bass.
You’d train the two finger picking technique at best with your girlfriend!
Pardon me! You’re bassist. You don’t have a girlfriend!The comic is from Martin Perscheid, who has left us far too early.
Perscheid based as usual
Only works heterosexually.
If it’s a lady-lovin’-lady bassist, then that is the norm.
But if it’s a man-lovin’-lady bassist, do the flirting.
As a bassist, I approve of this message.
Then when the drummer starts flirting with you, drop the bass!
What if the bassist is the lead singer?
Emphasize that you’re not into them because they’re the vocalist, but because they’re the bassist. It’ll give them an identity crisis.
Flirt with the sound guy
Drummer.
What if the drummer and bassist take turns with the vocals?
stop trying to justify your gangbang. just go have the gangbang. we’ll all be proud of you either way
This is the kind of positivity we need more of in the world
I’m more likely to get this kind of gangbang 😔
I guess you have to play them against each other at that point.
Claypool.
Geddy
Lemmy.
Steele
Oh good one. RIP to Peter and Lemmy.
This is so fucking amazing!!! I need to see if I can find a video!!!
I don’t need anything for Christmas. This has fulfilled me. Thank you so much!!!
Agreed. That was amazing.
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Which member of Shakey Graves would you flirt with, the vocalist, the lead guitar, or the drummer?
Now is William Murderface’s time.
