So… I haven’t done anything. But I know that this little family got a “first time buyer” mortgage for a place in our neighborhood and they are living elsewhere.
They come over on weekends and pretend to be residents but it’s a scam so they can get a better mortgage deal.
They are taking this opportunity away from a family that might be legitimate first time buyers.
Also… they are just going to turn around a rent the place.

Slimy people doing slimy things, tale old as time, same as it ever was.
I’m listening to this song at this exact moment, perfect timing.
and you may tell yourself “this is not my beautiful house”
Hear it in my head every once in a while thanks to seeing this:
movie as a little kid lol - well done.