OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
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minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoWhat if the rapture did happen but none of them were worthy?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoOr what if the rapture happened and the only creature deemed to fit the criteria was a single highly surprised but very chill about it capybara? Specifically this dude:
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoWow, covid was an extremely shitty rapture.
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoEven with god’s chosen president doing everything he could to get more people up to heaven…
minus-squarerekabis@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoOh, please no. I so desperately want humanity (and the planet) to be rid of these people.
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoHang on lads, I’ve got an idea.
What if the rapture did happen but none of them were worthy?
Or what if the rapture happened and the only creature deemed to fit the criteria was a single highly surprised but very chill about it capybara?
Specifically this dude:
Wow, covid was an extremely shitty rapture.
Even with god’s chosen president doing everything he could to get more people up to heaven…
Oh, please no. I so desperately want humanity (and the planet) to be rid of these people.
Hang on lads, I’ve got an idea.