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Sugar also preserves things.
Not sure that improves the joke
There’s a great preservation method I keep telling me to try: German fruit rum jars or whatever they’re called
Vinegar daddy:
Vinegar mommy: Oh honey. I am gonna transform you!
Salt daddy gonna mummify you
Gimmie some salt, baby!
salt bae: I’m gonna scam you
