rkcurio@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoThey'd just appear out of nowherelemmy.worldimagemessage-square125linkfedilinkarrow-up1571arrow-down111
arrow-up1560arrow-down1imageThey'd just appear out of nowherelemmy.worldrkcurio@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square125linkfedilink
minus-squarech00f@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down5·7 months agoEyeworms. Villagers get them from touching raw meat then rubbing their eyes. It’s only a matter of time before the worms burrow into your brain. Then you shit yourself and die in a most embarassing way.
minus-squareINHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up17·7 months agoAt least I won’t have to deal with the mess.
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months agoThat sounds right. No wonder I’ve been repeatedly shitting myself everywhere I go…
minus-square7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months agoThis isn’t true. Source: RFK jr is alive :/ (But seriously it probably is…)
Eyeworms. Villagers get them from touching raw meat then rubbing their eyes. It’s only a matter of time before the worms burrow into your brain. Then you shit yourself and die in a most embarassing way.
At least I won’t have to deal with the mess.
That sounds right. No wonder I’ve been repeatedly shitting myself everywhere I go…
This isn’t true.
Source: RFK jr is alive :/
(But seriously it probably is…)