My partner just kinda gnaws on my upper arm. Straight up asked her to stop early days of us dating and she said something along the lines of “but that’s how I show I love you” and just kept at it.
10 plus years later it’s a wonder my arms haven’t callused over. Love that weirdo
Dude, that’s not your partner, that’s a green anaconda!
you warn them you are aware but aren’t complicit to their addictions(hobbies). then you tell them just this time~
you join them anyways.
Every person and couple has their own so its tough to say. I wake my gf with kisses only which she likes.
I dunno, she seems to like my kisses too.
What in the ‘I’d fuck this guys dead wife too’ situation you putting me in 😭
My wife and I tend to pull stupid faces at each other.
Doing a fresh Linux install on your partners laptop
Wife: why is my computer not how I remember it being?
Me: it’s my love language!
Momma warned me about people like you
Pebbling. Giving small gifts or sharing small pieces of content/info that they are interested in
They can even be literal pebbles if they’re into that!
So, uhh… Do you like boulders?
I take what I can get




