nifty@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoChoosing pink is chaotic evil?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square184linkfedilinkarrow-up1538arrow-down132
arrow-up1506arrow-down1imageChoosing pink is chaotic evil?lemmy.worldnifty@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square184linkfedilink
minus-squareNewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up89·5 months ago Gold made me think of this forgotten greentext.
minus-squareEfreetSK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-25 months agoWhat? Where I live pissing directly into watter is like the opposite. As my roommate once said: “Didn’t your father taught you how to piss or what?”
minus-squareMutilationWave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·5 months agoReal men piss the shitstains off the bowl without making a mess.
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoWhat about the ones below the water line?
minus-squareMutilationWave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoHold the tip closed until you build up enough pressure. Or just clean your damn toilet I guess.
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoWell, yea, but then we’re back to pissing in the water which we’ve been told is a no no.
minus-squareIceman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoYou read the greentext. Your roommate probably just didn’t want to be horny anymore.
Gold made me think of this forgotten greentext.
What? Where I live pissing directly into watter is like the opposite. As my roommate once said: “Didn’t your father taught you how to piss or what?”
Real men piss the shitstains off the bowl without making a mess.
It’s our duty!
What about the ones below the water line?
Hold the tip closed until you build up enough pressure. Or just clean your damn toilet I guess.
Piss harder.
Well, yea, but then we’re back to pissing in the water which we’ve been told is a no no.
You read the greentext. Your roommate probably just didn’t want to be horny anymore.