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When you feel torn and rendered asunder
From that mean taco dream 5 day bender
Go and call on your mystery asshole mender
I like the frog because I identify with their ass
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's Friday! Everybody get your joots on!
16·3 days agoOr getting ready to use a jondom

More serious warning: furry
Yes, I can see your answer isn’t written in binary code, but what is it
I love some geez whiz on my crackers
Puts me in the mood for pudding (without having had any meat 😈)
xkbx@startrek.websiteto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•very normal coping technique (rule)English
52·7 days agoIt’s only a few points away from 5/7, a perfect score
well it depends how low it’s swangin
If it’s white and ground, you’re in powder town!
your cells have seized the means of reproduction
no gods no wankers
Yup. When I was younger, it made me mad, I thought older people wrote me off as dumb. Now that I’m older, I understand it’s really just having different needs, goals, and experiences. You can be really smart and wise, have deep comprehension of things around you, but still be out of “sync” with people in different age brackets. It’s not just dating either - friendships, working relationships, time with family members, etc.
It’s not monolithic, just what I’ve noticed.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Why go for a father/son when you can fuck the whole family?
4·17 days agoah, how fickle the crowd. soapy memes bathe in upvotes, but scoff upon quadruple penetration. I resent the social contracts that binds me with them
I would love a sub. Can I get a 12” veggie with no cheese, and a light vinigraitte? All dressed
ouhhh this is a good one
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Mandatory log in? It just keeps getting worse
38·20 days agoSHINJI
NOOO
SHINJI
DONT DO IT
SHES GONNA FIND OUT LATER WHEN YOU TURN INTO GOO
DONT DO IT
SHINJIIIII




Wifi router? You mean when my wife tells me which route to take? Perhaps this is what they mean by wifi (WIFE) sickness!