Frogan was robbed.

Til paid parental leave doesn’t pass the progressive purity test.

I have the Xperia as well. Perfect phone, really ticks every box. Except for that damn fingerprint reader. Idk how such a thing gets into production without someone realising it’s the worst place to put it.

Certified, but I have to kiss Jesse Jackson’s ass every 3 years and maintain NAACP membership for recertification

I got mine from the Emperor of Gay People in the mail just this Friday. I framed it and put it next to my n-word pass on the mantle.

Did Mehdi really write this on the 3rd? I’ve heard him saying this at least a week ago. Seems kinda pathetic to rehash this over and over again.

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