He has all that money but still can’t buy friends or fix his lazy eye…

Please just fuck off and die already Donny.

A Trump supporter coworker won’t scan a QR code because he thinks it will hack his brain, but he is over the moon excited to get one of these health tracking devices.

She is probably on hold waiting to speak to the manager of the quality of toilet paper.

Dolly is a national treasure.

Fun fact: if a billionaire was shot everyday in this country we would run out of billionaires in just over 2 years.

o7

“When I wear my pants and I don’t shit in them that’s me!” “When I wear my pants and shit them that’s Biden!” 🫲🍊🫱

Reminder: criticize this administration, get fired. Storm the capital and kill a cop, get a medal and a pardon.

Needs to be in the negative worldwide.

I haven’t played this yet but I need to.

Stand by me.

Smells good, tastes terrible.

Criminals helping criminals.

Agreed if they don’t want change they we will be the ones to make it change.

Agreed as well, and I don’t wanna jump for joy yet but we gotta take our victories as they come. Hopefully this is a snowball that causes an avalanche of change.