Jeez, this is neat information but whoever edited that article approved absolute garbage. I’ve seen better command of the English language from 3rd graders.

Flattery don’t charge these batteries.

I was holding out for the Steam Engine.

I’ve been told that certain peoples mothers happen to pull the earth with a bit more force than others.

Oh man, CoC is a name I haven’t heard in a loooong long time. I think I have a save file and the original flash version hanging around somewhere.

Say a prayer to the Four-Armed Emperor.

Lego’s had guns and other weapons since waaaay before they started making Star Wars sets.

Yo, recommend me a beer! I don’t like hazy stuff but everything else is on the menu.

What about gold-plated latinum?

Sometimes it’s about the preparation ritual, not necessarily just the caffeine.

Ah yes, Arkhan Land!

Roommates?!?

This is where the fun starts!

You shut Factorio down?

Seriously though, Factorio isn’t too large, why not keep only that game on the SSD?

Mmm, systemd clams.

The loops, brother! I hunger for the loops!

“Your bed is a car.”

“Yeah but it’s a fuckin’ sweet car.”

In the crisp brightness of the forest campground, there are only supportive neighbors.

Boss makes a thousand

I make a buck

That’s why I use the company laser engraver

And don’t give a fuck