In my country Go put a block out and a blind on your property and post about it. It wouldn’t take the length of a sandtimer to See how long a conservation officer of some sort shows up on your door step to arrest you.

Your funny… You can’t bait deer with salt. Shitty hunters will place salt blocks into the wild to entice the local fawna to hang around. Makes the whole hunter gatherer shtick a cake walk from the heated blind the shot coming after spilling their cocoa on the dog while reaching over turn the TV down because the motion detector is going off.

So I take it you left your torso at home.