That’s French toast erasure.

Kevin Spacey’s middle name is Spacey.

And that’s a rock fact.

Set it on “waterproofs” for some Urotsukidōji: Legend of the Overfiend level nasty

The real Xmas movie is Eyes Wide Shut

“Project Warp Speed” really gets talked up these days.

“Drowned in the Caspian Sea.”

It’s the aliens from Mexico! No, wait, Canada! No, wait, the drones in New Jersey! No, wait…

The double-supreme court is a Taco Bell menu item.

Same as that asshat in NC. May they eat every tortilla chip vertically.

I think there might be a caveat here: when doing peer-to-peer, the insurance side often doesn’t give their names. This was a tactic used when I worked the phones at a company that would occasionally get subpoenaed— never give our name, document what was said, then hand it off to our supervisors who would go in our place as “operator 17” and read off our notes as the totality of the statement. I have zero faith in the insurance companies to have any sort of integrity here, and suspect they’d use a similar tactic to justify any decision making.

Thoughts and prayers are considered “out of network” on this one my dude

I don’t know if it’s “weirdly” relaxing given how chill it’s supposed to be, but Joe Pera Talks With You is perfect.

US, had Verizon for $170/mo (2 lines) with a lot of extras on an “unlimited” plan they’re actively trying to kick people off of. Switched to Visible (aka different flavored Verizon) on a discount for $35 per line (normally $45) for up to two years, basically the same unlimited phone plan but no extras. The only benefit for the extras was locking in a price on subscription services until Verizon started monthly surcharges to keep up.

Second 2FAS, at least on iOS devices. I switched from Authy after Twilio got motherfucked the first time.

There’s a very simple way to answer this sort of question that was posed — by condemning the blatant racism of the statements themselves while acknowledging he didn’t know if Kirk had said them — and he decided not to do that.