Was it ever?

Toothpaste is just condensed tooth soup. Cream of tooth.

Red Faction was great for that. You could go around, sure. Or just bust through the damn wall.

The War on Thanksgiving continues

Or at least til he pisses out a kidney

Exactly, see what things like rpkGroup (a particularly heinous example) are doing to colleges to get them running like for-profit businesses. “Restructuring” aka gutting the school and the purpose of a university, which is to give a rounded education.

Nah it’s cool my $5k DOGE check is totally in the mail.

May rat kings infest her home and plumbing

I’m not saying to do the thing where you only put them in the freezer like a lunatic, but washing them much and wrong doesn’t help.

I saw a band selling albums on zipdisks in ~2009 for hipster cred

Halloween project in elementary school: “peanut house of horror.” Had a little diorama of peanuts with googly eyes in a dungeon getting destroyed in every way a peanut could. Swinging pendulum halfway gouged into one. Another on a stretcher rack cracked in half. One getting crunched in a press. Shells all over the floor like a damn Texas Roadhouse.

Slop it up!

That’s it!

No, it was something else I’ve never heard of, geared specifically towards camping.

REI sells a liquid that pretty much does this for when you go camping.

Deadly Premonition. What a sloppy mess but damn it’s fun.

Hee hee

Surely they’ll get it this time.

Oh yeah. It was a pinky swear with, I believe the legal term is, “no takesies-backsies.”

“They all say I have the wettest mouth, folks…”