The endnotes are the best part, honestly.

MBAs

Fully expected it to be recycled Boost Mobile, complete with the chirp.

Roflwaffle perhaps

What he actually said was ”whaargl whaaaaughhh ghhhhlkk” because of how hard he was trying to throat Donnie.

Thank you for misspelling it properly for the joke lol

I bet there’s FIFA reusable bottle merch. Also, I recall venues took away our bottle caps because of popping bottles being mistaken for gunshots a few years ago, so you have to pray nothing gets slipped into it, or that it gets knocked over, or that you have to go into the bathroom with an open container. I’d call everyone getting fucking sloshed on beers instead a greater risk to the environment.

I knew a guy whose dad was a high-up at a well-known snack company. We got some rotations of experimental beef jerky.

“I looked at my lunch and said, hey, if I wanted to get bossed around like that, I’d ask my wife!”

Banana for scale

If it’s longer, prettier, and less fun than the original Max Payne I’m not interested.

But does he have the man who brings him his scarves and his water, Mr. Charlie Hodge?

$300 for me to walk in the door (US), and my plan is from a healthcare employer, so I’d be getting care at the same fucking medical system that insures me.

I have a friend who was a card dealer.

Nichols agreed with the Republican Trump administration’s contention that it was too early to block the order because it has yet to be implemented.

The ol’ “easier to ask for forgiveness than permission” law I guess.

Most places won’t take higher than a $20, so on the rarest occasions that I do carry cash, that’s it. Trivia: $50s are considered bad luck in Vegas, so don’t be handing those out.

I just want a mechanic where your character slowly succumbs to PTSD and tinnitus, making them unplayable, and then you have to navigate the VA to prestige.

When I started looking for a manual grinder for travel, everyone’s just casually tossing around a Comandante mk4 and that thing is hundreds of dollars. I’m sure it’s great, but I’m not dropping that much on a grinder that’s going in a suitcase when I could buy fucking $200 in better coffee and a decent enough grinder.

You can only type so fast with your left hand.

Get a one-on-one trainer, talk to your vet. Don’t take the internet’s advice beyond this point.