I only eat swine graced with the god particle

Shoutout amphetamine, awesome little app.

You can soak, but no jumper.

Argentine officials have said the couple took a bird-watching tour that included a stop at a garbage dump where they may have been exposed to rodents carrying the infection.

Yeah, at a goddamn dump.

Yeah: bird watching at a dump. What the hell were they looking for, seagulls?

Dry humping only.

We can put on one heck of a Norwegian black metal show.

September comes early

Send in RFK jr. for a photo op to reassure us it’s no big deal. Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys.

Used to live near Marie Callander’s restaurants. They had a German chocolate pie, which I want to say had a layer of solid chocolate, then a chocolate custard/coconut shavings filling, and you could have either whipped cream or meringue on it with mini chocolate chips sprinkled on top (I always opted for meringue). Best pie I’ve ever had.

A little frog tape will clean up those edges

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Nyaa~

“We respect the court. But we will keep fighting for a democracy where voters — not politicians — have the final say,” Scott said.

Oh wait you’re serious

Same! And it still has ports. The dvd drive on mine failed a while ago, but otherwise it’s also going strong.

Ah, there’s the problem — you connected it to the internet. I’ve had decent experiences with Samsung TVs, but I just plug them into an apple tv and let the box do the work. I’ve had to see their UI on a couple occasions though and yeah it’s trash.

TONIGHT!

Dicks out for Turner Time.

It’s a shame that antipsychotics are contraindicated in the elderly.

Aren’t there a ton of US companies that essentially share a mailroom as their address somewhere in New York to a similar effect? Why would NPR be surprised? I think someone wanted a vacation.