And you may find yourself blowing past a .08

He does realize they screen for his constituents’ virulent hepatitis, right?

If you’re blocking cookies to a certain extent, or browsing in incognito/private/whatever, it won’t remember you turned it off.

Proportionately lower the bag fees as a thank-you and we’ll talk.

“Just one more AI, bro. Please. I swear. Just one more this time.”

Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp

As I’ve always said, defund MBAs

Someone fell asleep watching the first 10 minutes of Red Dawn

Good, I was just starting to run low on asparagus piss

The bar is just so low for what you could do instead here.

Alternate t h i c c and chopped water

Nah just make the water thicker.

Fent is just powdered Lego

Ya, dont’cha kno

Why wait? Why not be proactive about grandpa’s threats?

Free pair of Pit Vipers bruh

There’s a putty for clearing out any mesh grills or small holes, stubborn edges, getting gunk out of earbuds, etc. that you can buy so you don’t have to worry about poking something with tweezers or a toothpick.

Glad that they mention, albeit a ways in, that reports of other carriers being down are because people try to call Verizon-serviced phones and freak out on Downdetector when it doesn’t go through.

There’s a variation of this on Dropout’s “Make Some Noise” with 3 people where one player starts a rant, then is told to stop mid-rant, and the next person picks up where it stopped and takes it in their own direction.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEyou’ll have to speak upEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE