You’re telling me I’ve been eating corn wrong this while time??

I second this. Definitely the most emotionally involved in a game I’ve ever been, for better or worse.

I was minding my own business and boom! My Tinder date poured lemonade in my gas tank

Modify step 2 so you subtract 1 from the roll first, then multiply by 10. That way if you roll a 1, the 10’s digit becomes a 0.