I think they mean that the boobs are the expenses, and the shirt is the salary. The salary is too small to cover the expenses.

Note: he said elephant, not charging elephant.

If we didn’t know it was there, can we really say it was lost.

You are sooo good looking.

If you have control of the dns server, why do you need the bash script? Just create a CNAME record pointing to the current remote.

“Scientific Progress Goes Doink!”

Endorphins are miraculous.

“Amish shwinging your mother, Trebek.”

“The people stay healthy so they can work more.”

If they used to be houses, then they are were-houses.

If it used to be a house, then it’s a was-house.

he has one half (each) of two faces

Thing that was predicted to happen mysteriously happens.

Neat Spider Freaking Walking!

I don’t eat vegetarians.

Someone needs to tell Kevin.

To be fair, they both have the same root origin. Even native speakers get it wrong often.

It tastes like feet!

One of those times where losing and loosing are both arguably correct.

Yes, that’s why I put the ?

The first time they dialed another galaxy was the first time jack got the library of congress downloaded into his brain.

You spent seven years on MacGyver and you can’t figure this one out?