Don’t fuck around with Black Mesa, boys. Do you want a resonance cascade? Because this is how you get a resonance cascade.

Wasn’t this months ago? Some watchdog.

Love this album. It’s the music that plays when the time finally arrives:

As I walk home from work on a dreary day, suddenly the clouds split apart, and in the warm light of a new day a clockwork dirigible bears down upon me. A beautiful androgyne, resplendent in a dashing suit of the color of burnished gold, leans down from the deck with a white gloved hand and grabs my eagerly lifted palm. I am borne away from this world of pain and sorrow on wings of song to take my place in the skies.

This is awesome

He sings a song that reminds him of the vodka,

he drinks a drink that reminds him of the vodka.

In America, not every school is staffed to the point where they can have someone sit on phones all day. Most schools around me are working on shoestring budgets, and I’m in a fairly cosmopolitan area of California. It’s even worse if you’re in a rural area because there’s no incentive to get good teachers there through pay rates or bonuses or anything like that. God help your kids if you’re in a red state. They are giving emergency teaching credentials to anyone with a pulse.

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I play ukulele because when I miss a note or get a beat wrong it just makes me laugh because it sounds so silly. I got a banjolele too and that thing is ridiculous, but when it works it sounds awesome.

Hopefully you’ve picked up some ear protection since then! Drums are loud AF and if you’ve already got hearing issues, drums will make them worse. +1 for Loop earplugs if you need some.

In theory, that’s nice. In practice, if you’ve got a redcap principal or admin structure, they’ll toss your ass out on the street. Then they’ll give your students over to the first redpilled whiny ideologue bitch they can find to begin the indoctrination.

Alternatively: Lucky Kleinschmidt of the Arlen Trailer Park.

AIPAC Shakur? That’s fucking hilarious and spot on. Well played

You can draw him a hell of a lot better than I can! I see what you mean about the eye, but don’t let that get you down. Only way you can improve is practice. Keep up the good work!

I read somewhere that the main tactic in attacking JFK’s Catholicism was to say that he’d be the Pope’s lackey. They were worried that he’d follow the Pope’s orders and not do what’s best for Americans. It’s kind of funny to think that was a tactic now when the same opposition party managed to vote in a transparent Russian asset.

Harder to be reported for forcing your frat pledges/freshmen to do illegal things if you forbid recording it and posting it to social media.

Saddam Hussein’s silhouette yoga.

The vibes on this game were on point. Great game and I really really really hope they’re making another one. Preferably with workshop and mod support! And DLCs! I wanna tear more ships apart! RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE

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Yeah, Uber and Lyft both use a crapload of battery when it’s trying to sync me with a driver. I can see rideshare apps shuffling you around to different drivers until the battery is really low, only to swoop in at 15% to find you a driver at 3x the price. What are you gonna do, not take it?

At least we can count on getting our pizza delivered in 30m or less. One way or another.