Don’t cheap out and use the hand holding script to ez mode the install. At least not the first time. You will learn a few things along the way.

Do go to bed early, for once.

Watch the sunrise with your favorite morning beverage.

Listen to the inner thoughts as the world around begins to slowly rise.

Mine has a few seconds buffer, where the magnetron turns off but everything else keeps going. After about 3 seconds it all stops then beeping starts.

I mean, the fastest method is likely to just plug the phone into PC and pretend it’s a flash drive?

Can’t you also attempt exif data?

Iirc any cell phone is still capable of dialing 911(or equivalent) even without a sim. So id imagine carrier towers and gps could still find it. You’d basically have to keep the device in a ferriday bag. Which complicates actually using it.

I have a sister in law like the extrovert. I’ve watched her within a matter of minutes, go from talking to a stranger, to now they’re babysitting for her next weekend levels of charisma.