You know, more gay weddings means more cake.

As an asexual married person, I am adamantly in favor of more weddings. Could even have some fake weddings where the cake is real, trick a baker into making a wedding cake, pay them, but the wedding isn’t real and it’s just a ruse to get more cake!

Wait, is that just buying a wedding cake? Can you just… do that?

Also, I suppose we could try other genres of cake that don’t need such an expensive excuse?

Good. Seize his assets and leave him in a cell.

By not rewarding the behavior with a stimulus, we extinguish the behavior. :)

I know, right?

Burn the whole place the fuck down.

(insert catchy limbo-related Hermes dialogue here)

Bend, Oregon. It’s a state in the western United States. It’s in the desert, which comprises the easternmost three quarters of Oregon (though you wouldn’t know it from looking at the lush greenery in this picture).

I downvoted it too. Some people just don’t like sarcasm and that’s okay. The points don’t matter. They’re not tallied or scored. The comments though, that’s what makes this place.

I mean, freedom to roam is pretty great, if you haven’t ever heard of corporate land ownership! It makes line go up and keeps us in sanctioned businesses and workplaces.

It’s the preferred choice of the country I live in!

Like Chimeras slaps with lyrics.

I don’t have much unassisted mobility so climbing it wasn’t gonna happen, so I mostly just photographed the empty resort and a whole bunch of birds and butterflies.

Just pictures of butterflies and pictures of mountains and a lift bench strapped to my car which is inconspicuously hidden cause I put a red flag on it.

No one else was! Someone had to.

Well, trespassing, I suppose. I never entered any buildings.

Be gay, do crimes.

BEST RULE

We demand impossibly dumb rule!

DEPARTMENT OF JUDGMENT

That’s understandable. A third of us are alright, but that’s not a good number to risk odds on.

Ever since Trump I, I’ve just replaced “American” with “Cascadian” when referring to myself. Cascadia may not be perfect either, but we’re a damn sight better than *gestures wildly*.

My anger at the fucking genocide nation continues to grow. Turtles are deeply personal to me and those who take care of them are of gods.

And yet, this changes nothing.

Israel must end and its government must be tried.

That person has no respect for the blind, people who use screen readers, people who are new to English, or anyone who is unfamiliar with that particular person’s inconsistent and irregular way of using þ.