Spykee

Are you me?
You ARE me!
FUCK YEAH!
Weirdos like me do live past 50.

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Of course it does!
When I get a complaint email I can yell at Myles to go fuck himself with a toilet brush, all whole sitting in my favourite chair and Myles will still wish me a good evening at the end of the work day.
What’s not to like?

Not all heroes wear capes.
Some have wings & stingers.
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No clue who the dude was, I just hate on billionaires in general.

This is a whole new level of orgasm for people who are into feet.
Yes, I am one of them.
Please do not kink shame us.

I really hope so bro.

Can I talk to her?

I would also take large amounts of combination drugs if I had to visit the orange chicken.

“You cannot have a cake and eat it too?”
Bruv, if I have a cake in my hands, I am going to eat it.
It’s like me giving a back massage to my girlfriend. Things are going to get groped.
Yes, I have a girlfriend. I will not be taking any questions.

I love your boobs too, bro!

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I said what I said.

Size doesn’t matter.
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All boobs are beautiful.

I support this narrative.
Not because it is logical, BUT BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING RIGHT!
GET IT, CHARLOTTE?
I DON’T HAVE EYES ON MY CAR’S TAIL-LIGHT TO SEE YOU WERE COMING TOWARDS ME.

Not the first time I have been conned with Boobs.
Hurts the same.

hmu

How you doin?

Porncrastination.
Yes, it IS word. I’ve been doing this activity for years. Do not doubt my experience in the field.

Don’t look up!

I’m a dude. I DON’T have a vibrator.
No, I do NOT.
The fuck you talking about?
The one in my bedroom? That one belongs to my flatmate.
He hides it in my room.
I don’t care if you don’t believe me.
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FUCK YOU!\